zondag, september 14, 2003
Wedding photographers. They seem to all have attended that special wedding-photographer school where they learn how to take a dozen people and organize them in 14 million permutations:
". . . Okay, now I want the bride with the bridesmaids. Okay, now I want the groom with the groomsmen. Okay, now I want the bride with the groomsmen. Okay, now I want the mother of the groom with the bride and the bridesmaids whose names contain two or more vowels. Okay, now I want the father of the bride with the groom and the groomsmen whose blood type is . . ."
Some wedding photographers become so crazed with power that they form gangs and roam the suburbs, breaking into homes and terrorizing the residents by making them pose for days. (". . . Okay, this time I want to see a big smile from everybody!") If you think it's easy to make 3-year-old bridesmaids sit still, smile and not mess up their dresses for long periods, then you are either a crack addict or a wedding photographer.
Bron: Washington Post.
". . . Okay, now I want the bride with the bridesmaids. Okay, now I want the groom with the groomsmen. Okay, now I want the bride with the groomsmen. Okay, now I want the mother of the groom with the bride and the bridesmaids whose names contain two or more vowels. Okay, now I want the father of the bride with the groom and the groomsmen whose blood type is . . ."
Some wedding photographers become so crazed with power that they form gangs and roam the suburbs, breaking into homes and terrorizing the residents by making them pose for days. (". . . Okay, this time I want to see a big smile from everybody!") If you think it's easy to make 3-year-old bridesmaids sit still, smile and not mess up their dresses for long periods, then you are either a crack addict or a wedding photographer.
Bron: Washington Post.
# posted by Jan-Edward : 14:25
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